some people are so dumb.

This is what happened to me this week.

Whitney Hall Gray:
hey there! so i was thinking that you might like to go on a bike ride with me sometime. if you don't have a bike i'm sure i could find one you could borrow.


Dude:
hhaha.. it is like you know me already. my bike/fleet of bikes is/are mostly broken missing parts. but yes we could go for a bike ride some time.

Good sugestion


Whitney Hall Gray:
so i was thinking we could bike out to 3rd beach on sunday afternoon if your free (and the weather isn't too bad). if the weather is lame maybe we could ride over to the conservatory at queen elizabeth park?

Dude:
sorry I'll be pretty busy Sunday. even tho a date sounds kinda nice.

I thought you would just want to get drunk and fuck.

Whitney Hall Gray:
i wasn't even asking for you buy me dinner, just a bike ride.

but yes

Dude:
.Eff. I was hoping i was wrong.

I wont be able to have sex with you even tho I would love to. it sounds lame but there is someone else.... and so on...

maybe next time.

Whitney Hall Gray:
ok, so I think you may have things a little bit wrong.

I thought a date would be nice.

And seeing as you gave me the impression of being single I thought you might be into it as well.

However since your not single and obviously are in need of the ego boost we can let this slide as you thinking there was nothing on my mind but fucking you.

Which for the record was the last thing I was thinking.

Dude:
sorry didn't mean to have it that way. I am always a flit with girls i like weather or not It could every happen.
I am generaly non-monogomas but fucked up and got myself in this situation which should be temporary. then if you would still be interested I would love to hang out with you... I will check my ego at the door...

Whitney Hall Gray:
thanks for thinking of me as a dinner reservation.

your an idiot.

peace.